For the Record
It came to our attention recently that we often refer to how bad Margo smells. "You guys keep sayng how much she smells like poop," was the exact phrase.
For the record, tonight, she doesn't smell like poop. And you can take this with a grain of salt, because I'm the same guy who thinks that people look alike and then others come and say that I'm way off, like how I think that the premier of Ontario looks like Anthony Perkins, a.k.a., Norman Bates, but tonight, she smells like celery salt.
Look man, I call 'em like I smell 'em, and tonight, with the way that her hair is smelling, she's making me crave a Caesar.
So to recap, Ontario is the Bates Motel, Margo doesn't smell like poop, hair smells like cocktail glass rim salt.
- Michel
For the record, tonight, she doesn't smell like poop. And you can take this with a grain of salt, because I'm the same guy who thinks that people look alike and then others come and say that I'm way off, like how I think that the premier of Ontario looks like Anthony Perkins, a.k.a., Norman Bates, but tonight, she smells like celery salt.
Look man, I call 'em like I smell 'em, and tonight, with the way that her hair is smelling, she's making me crave a Caesar.
So to recap, Ontario is the Bates Motel, Margo doesn't smell like poop, hair smells like cocktail glass rim salt.
- Michel
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10:56 p.m.Mmmmm! I want a Bloody Margo now. But with clamato juice, not tomato. What? Why are you looking at me like that?
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